Hello Yes, This is Dog

Hello Yes, This Is Dog

A solo mini-RPG of unexpected phone calls and very good dogs

You’re a dog.

The phone is ringing.

You answer—because of course you do.

Roll to discover who’s calling, what they want, and how your floppy, loyal heart responds. Will you be helpful? Confused? Will you accidentally solve a crime?

Short, silly, and surprisingly heartfelt.

🐾 What You Need:

• One six-sided die (1d6)

• A pencil or pen

• This zine

• A moment of quiet (and maybe a tail wag)

📞 What You Get:

• Surprise callers with strange requests

• A table of dog reactions (from brave to baffled)

• A score that reveals your final outcome

• A goofy, loyal-hearted game you can play again and again

Need help folding your zine? Search “how to fold an 8-page mini zine from one sheet of paper” on YouTube — there are lots of great guides!